Squash Goals

Remorseless

Squash has only been back at the store for a few weeks, but his war on drinkware has picked up right where it left off in 2019. The cat who destroyed my Magic Mike XXL and Bikini Kill mugs is now adding the #SquashGoals mug to his kill count. While Googey dozes contently in a Penguin Random House box and exclusively drinks water from his own bowl, Squash has decided that anyone’s water is his water, and if he cannot reach the water in the mug, he will simply destroy it like the woman who told King Solomon she would rather see the baby cut in half than let the real mother have the baby, Squash has decided if he cannot have the mug, he will obliterate it.

Warning: when he you come in and he performs as if he is the best cat, don’t believe his lies.